Twin Peaks Heart Break

No, no, no. Hoe, get away from Agent Cooper.

This is Agent Cooper's...mistake. Not to be taken seriously.

Remember this lady? If Cooper can't be with me because he's a fictional character, than at least be with Audrey! She's awesome! And he's losing her to the pilot. 

Can't Windom Earle or any other homicidal resident of the town just murder her? She works at the Double R Diner-go get her!